With this list, we'll be sticking with funny questions to ask while playing Would You Rather. I've separated the list into sections to make it more accessible. Feel free to skip around or read it all the way through. You're bound to find a few funny would you rather questions to bring about a silly time. Conversation starters get things moving when you're at a loss for words. Pick any conversation topic from food to family and you've started a conversation. And since you want to be funny , we have a list of funny conversation starters that may help but since most of you are here for funny would you rather questions, here are our top 13 funny would you rather conversation starters to get things moving in the right direction.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes. Why didn't they include elbows in that song? They're just as important. According to my vet, if you feed your cats higher quality cat food, they'll go to the restroom less, saving you money! Crickets can be used as an alarm system because they stop chirping when someone comes near. Tarantulas have a defense mechanism where they use their hind legs to rub the hair off their thorax, which can embed themselves into the skin or eyes of their attacker, causing irritation.
The best of the best. These would you rather questions are hard to answer, but are guaranteed to make people smile. In the ratio of New Yorkers bitten by rats to the number bitten by other New Yorkers was You have some questions to ask a girl in your mental Rolodex and you've asked all the funny questions to ask a girl that you can think of and the conversation has turned to would you rather questions.
Irritable Male Syndrome apparently exists but not for the reasons you might think. I don't know enough about pushup bras to give an honest answer. How can Big Bang called as Big Bang without discovering how big the cosmos actually is? If Banging requires another source to make Bang happen, then with whom or what Big Bang had banged? If the universe has no obligation to make sense to anyone, then what is that making sense to us now? If everything changes every second then who were you a moment ago and who are you at this very moment and what relationship does your former self has with you in your constant change?
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Continue reading the questions that make you think. When I do not know what to believe in, is it fair idea to lose it in everything that I do believe in? Related: Deep Questions to ask on topics that make you think. Related: Questions about creation, existence, god and universe. Related: Philosophical questions about love with answers Meaningful and thought-provoking. Here are the list of nonsense questions that make you feel embarrassing and get you excited about the meaning behind they were asked.
Why whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk? Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? If you dig a hole in the South Pole are you digging up or down? Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework? Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass? What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
What happens when you swallow your pride? What if someone died in the living room? How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Is a fly without wings a walk? When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go? When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?
Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath? Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Why does tug'boats push their barges? If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
Is a small pig called a hamlet? Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine? Is drilling for oil boring? Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is the nose the center of the face? What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? What is the diameter of a square? Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
What do you call a male ladybird? What would you use to dilute water? If you're in hell, get mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on? Why do people tell you when they are speechless? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it make marmalade? How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing? If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? If time heals all wounds, how come bellybuttons don't fill in? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot? Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?
Is a ducks Hiney waterproof? How can you hear yourself think? How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy? What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object? If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Why do they say "getting my dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? Is a sleeping bag a nap sack? What do you call male ballerinas? Other Nonsensical and Rhetorical Questions Why is the blackboard green? If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"? If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? What's the opposite of opposite? Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest? What do people in China call their good plates? If you stole a pen from a bank is it a bank robbery? Do you think cavemen had nightmares about cavewomen? Who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman? What animal is the biggest party animal? If animals could talk, which would be the most boring? What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse? Where did the name Pina Colada come from?
If animals could talk, which would be the smartest? Which would you prefer to have as your room-mate? A goat or a bird? If you were an artist, what would you paint on your first day? If you could be a fly on the wall, who would you want to listen in on?
If you could be in any movie, what would it be? If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be? What is the worst song ever? What is the most boring sport? Which musician do you think would make the best teacher? What instrument do you think is the most annoying? If you could be a fictional character, who would you be? What is the most annoying color? What Disney princess would make the best spy? What fictional character do you think you are most like?
What's the most useless word? What sound would be the scariest if you could hear it? What is the coolest sound? What body part would you like to add? What body part would you like to remove? What was your favorite TV show growing up? What is the most useful invention of all time?
What song would you play if you were at a party? What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? What's your favorite fruit?
Who was the worst teacher you've ever had?
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